Why Suicide Squad?

This has bugged me for a while now, why did they make a Suicide Squad movie?

DC wanted they own Guardian’s of the Galaxy correct? So why Suicide Squad? Why not Teen Titans?

Seriously, Teen titan’s makes a million times more sense. I even have the set up.

Amanda Waller wants a team that can go up again the next superman if they’re evil. She she get Maxwell Lord the create the Titans program. It aim’s the set up a group of teen as a superhero group.

He seeks out and recruits Beast Boy, Cyborg and Raven, as well as Starfire who the government discovered and have as a prisoner. Bruce Wayne, smelling something fish with Lord influences his to also take on Nightwing.

Second act ends with the Titans discovering the truth and abandoning lord and by proxy Waller. Who in retaliation unleashes a very dangerous villain they had locked away on the off chance the Titan’s turned on them.

So you have batman cameo via nightwing, eye candy via starfire, visual effects award chance with BB, oh and it introduces Cyborg to the universe prior to his justice league appearance, thus having 1 less hero to explain.

The real kicker with this one, had they gone with Titans, the second movie… DEATHSTROKE!

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God Eater and the return of the silent protagonist.

I’ve stated before how much I hate silent protagonists. They pull you out of the moment, and could often solve an issue if they just open their goddamn mouths.

Now there are two sets of silent protagonists.

1: The mute SP. these are the largest offenders to me, people like the Doom Marine or Gordon freeman. Characters that never talk, ever.

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2: The onscreen SP. Characters that do talk, but only offscreen. The camera will normally fade, and when it comes back another character will open will something like: “I see, thanks for tell me.”


God Eater: Resurrection, a PC/Console port of a PSP game. Has an infuriating semi-silent onscreen SP. “Semi-silent?” you say. Yes! The character, who is custom created I will admit. Actually does have some spoken dialogue, but only during missions, giving quips and sarcastic remarks as they fight.

During the cut scenes however, they’re utterly silent, simply smiling and nodded. doing the fade out trick if they need to explain anything.

Some scenes are just begging for dialogue too, and for the character to not have a prema-smile on their face.


Now the obvious retort is: “There are 20 different voices per gender, in the game, recording dialogue for them all would take too much space.”

And to that I say: The drop it to 5 voices. I know it’s a PSP game and the disks for that were only about a gig in size. But you could have cut a dozen of those voices, per gender, for more dialogue in the cutscenes. I hate using this example cause it’s comparing console to handheld. But Saints Row 2 had I think 6 different voices and that game had hours of cutscene dialogue. You can’t tell me they couldn’t remove half of those voices in God Eater to give the main character a few lines of additional dialogue to flesh out the character.

Indy games and endings. (Rebel Galaxy Spoilers.)

Well here we are again.

Another indy game, another unsatisfying ending.

Rebel Galaxy. Great game, think of it as a more arcade style Elite game. Here is SidAlpha’s Video about it, it’s the video that got me to buy it.


Now, I’ve talked about endings numerous times. And while RG’s isn’t bad, it is massively unsatisfying.

Spoiler Warning.

Basically, you spent most of the story befriending and helping an AI called Trell. Only for her to effectively sacrifice herself at the ending, transporting herself to unknown parts of the galaxy to save everyone from a race of aliens.

I’d say at least it wasn’t a protagonist death, but in this case it’s close enough to it. What annoys me is that the game hinted that once Trell was made complete, she was able to make jump gates to anywhere she wanted. I assumed this meant once the story was complete you’d have the ability to turn long haul deliveries that would take 2-3-4 jumps, into single jump hauls. Basically letting you go anywhere with ease. This would have been awesome. But instead it’s used by the plot then Trell as a character is removed from play.

It sucks! I liked Trell!

I don’t understand why indy games have bad endings, it ruins them for me. Replayability goes out the window for me if the ending is going to depress me.

Come on guys? Are nice, happy endings so difficult?

I’m not saying I can fix YouTube, but…

Okay this is something that been bugging me for a while, long before the whole demonetization bullshit.

One of the ways a YouTube channel can be fucked with is age restricting a video. This stops people from monetizing a video and means the you have to have an account that shows you to be over 18 to view it, and ads will no longer play on the video.


This is dumb. Not that there’s an age restriction system. But the fact that YouTube is ignoring a MASSIVE advert potential.

If your watching an age gated video than logically you’re over 18, so why not have age gated videos have more adult orientated ads? The user doesn’t lose revenue (or at least not as much of it) and more advertisers could come forward that has more adult orientated products. Sort using age gate as an “internet water shed” sort of system. Yes kids could still potentially see the vids. but it’s like TV’s water shed. If they are on it, it’s no YT’s fault, maybe you should pay attention to your fucking kids you scummy-ass parents!


Now I’m not talking ads for porn or anything. But I’m sure there’s advertisers out there that steer clear of YouTube because they’re not “family friendly” so opening up a more adult brand of advertising would prove fruitful for both content creators, YouTube, and the new business it could potentially bring in.

Why I can’t watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them again.

Okay, I thought Fantastic Beasts was a pretty good movie. I’ve already spoken about my hatred for prequels, but they is sort of done right. While we know the ultimate fate of Grindelwald. Everyone else around him is a new character, so we don’t know how it ends for them.

However, they is one scene, just one, that infuriates me so much I have no drive to ever which the movie again. It’s not the ending, it’s not some form of humour derived from embarrassment, no.

It’s the god damn execution scene!

Oh sweet jesus that scene boils my blood. When I saw it I was screaming at the screen. Texting my girlfriend as it happened. I was enraged.


And it wasn’t the fact that they had a death penalty. It was the way they carry out that sentence in the film… barbaric isn’t a term I’d use because it’s too nice!

They effectively trick a person into LOWERING THEMSELVES into a pool of living death. They pull their memories out which putting them into what I can only describe as a dazed trance and urge them to lower themselves into the pool where their memories are!

And if that wasn’t bad enough, the bitch that was urging the character into the pool did so WITH A SMILE OR HER FACE! “Doesn’t that look good!” Was her exact comment.

VOLDEMORT WAS MORE HUMANE, AND HE WAS THE VILLAIN!

I’m not saying they should use the killing curse, believe it or not I do understand the reason why that’s not used. But that style of execution… It’s akin to drugging someone and egging them on to kill themselves, and doing so with a smile. It’s not something a person should ever do.

And I know; “it’s just a movie.” yeah yeah, I get it. But it’s a scene that has made the movie hard, if not impossible to rewatch. Delores Umbridge will forever be the Potter character I hate the most, but miss “Doesn’t that look good!” is a close second. Anyone that can carry out THAT form of execution with a smile on there face… Voldemort is evil, she is worse.

Ghost in the Shell – Box Office Flop?

The box office failure of Ghost in the Shell had nothing to do with Scarlet Johansson as the lead. Anyone that watched/read GitS understood that the ethnicity of the Major’s “shell” was inconsequential. No, it’s failure comes from the fact that animation (east AND west) is notoriously difficult to adapt to live action. And the fact they tried to adapt from the MOVIE of GitS. Which, in reality was not a good film.
Had they not focused on the Major, done a proper detective plot with section 9 and featured the Tachikoma’s. I think it would have done a lot better.
Full disclaimer: No I haven’t seen the film, I really don’t want to since the trailers make it look wholly unappealing.

The uniqueness of video games. (Endings Rant)

Comedian Dara o’Briain has a really funny comedy bit about how games are unique art form in that if your bad at it, it locks you out the rest of the story. A movie doesn’t stop half way and pop quiz you, then deny you the rest of the movie if you get answers wrong. But get a game over on a game and you’re back to the start. It’s a funny bit.

Now, after finally beating Seraph I came to a realisation. Movies don’t just end after the bad guy is beat. Books don’t just end after the final conflict. Stories have endings and epilogues that complete the story.

WHY THE FUCK DO GAME DEVS THINK THEY DON’T NEED TO DO THIS!

Seraph just ends, just fucking ends. it give you the option to join or destroy the boss. and no matter what choice you make the game well just stop, roll credits and return to menu. It gives you NOTHING!

This would be fine if it was a game that’s didn’t have a narrative. But the game goes has a really good narrative where making that final choice actually means something.

UNFORTUNITLY THE DEVS DECIDED TO JUST EXCLAIM FUCK IT AND NOT BOTHER WITH AN ENDING.

And no, there is no excuse, no “artistic choice” that would explain this bullshit other than laziness. I’ve ranted before about how endings matter. and that was complaining about shit endings. But at least a bad ending is still a fucking ending.

It’s fucking stupid that they even contemplated doing this let alone actually do it.

“We’ve written an interesting story, how do we end it though?”
“Let’s not, lets just cut the credits, and let them decide what happens!”
“Genius, that way we don’t need to do any work!”

Either finish your story or don’t have one. There’s a reason no one liked the ending to The Sopranos. BECAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING ENDING.

So this tripe appeared on my Twitter feed.

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The tripe above was retweeted by someone I know and appeared on my Twitter. The original poster was from some harry potter “fandom” account., and I use ” “, cause anyone who believes that shit isn’t a fan of Harry Potter, nor understand actual humans.

Now I’ve only see the movies so my knowledge of the Potter world is limited but I’m going to have a say anyway.

First point: the Weasley’s don’t have a house elf. We can take from this that you know, maybe they don’t agree with them. A maybe there’s nothing wrong with letting people serve IF THEY WANT TO, and the issue isn’t slavery per say, but the ill treatment some elves suffer though SEE GODDAMN DOBBY!

Point Two: Werewolves. the children are taught that werewolves are dangerous. Because, as Sirius, and even Lupin will attest to. WEREWOLVES DON’T HAVE MUCH CONTROL WHEN THEY’VE TRANSFORMED. So maybe, JUST MAYBE, his desire to not be touched by Lupin was him not wanting to risk being attacked. IE IT’S UNDERSTANDABLE AT THE MOMENT IT HAPPENED! He warms up to Lupin once he himself calms down and can take stock. Fear and adrenalin doesn’t just switch off when danger has past, it’s lingers.

Speaking of fear

Point the Third: Ron being uncomfortable around Hagrid. Ron meets Hagrid when he is 10. At 10 regular adults are tall to you. So coming across a half-giant who is about twice the size of a regular adult. Would be MASSIVLY intimidating, and would make ANY child uncomfortable.

As much as J K Rowling did a great thing with the books. Over analysing every single line for context that isn’t there helps no one. And what’s worse with shit like this; Is that the authors themselves just need to sitting and nod, claiming that’s what they were going for, and people will eat it up.

News Flash. Things are NOT that nuanced. Sometimes a banana, is just a banana. Deal with it.

Vent over.

I’m having trouble

I’m really having a hard time dealing with stuff right now. It’s 3am, I know I should go to bed, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I am so frustrated with the world right now. I look at my Facebook feed, and videos on YouTube and all I see is retardation. I can’t believe the stuff I see, the things people say… they defy belief.

Yesterday I saw someone say that prostate cancer was a first world problem and that men should just deal with it! FUCKING CANCER! How can ANYONE believe that? Seriously!?

I have to step back, I know I have to, but I’m not sure I can. I know that isolating myself from everything is a TERRIBLE idea. I can’t even cut out the particularly bad part of my social existence because they’re intertwined with some of the good parts. I’ve thought about deactivating my Facebook, (I already avoid posting on it) but I can’t because its the only way I can talk to some of my friends. YouTube, no matter how hard I try to filter the bullshit it’ll still manage to seep through. Couple that with the fact that it is my primary form of entertainment (that’s not video games) and if I tried to step back from it I’d be left with nothing.

I just don’t know what to do.

PS. If anyone reads this I thinks I might hurt myself, please don’t, I want to squash that thought right now. I know their are people that care for me and I couldn’t put them through that.

I’ve really started to get a hate on for Bethesda

At least where the Fallout and Elder Scrolls are concerned anyway.


I decided to make a male character on Fallout 4. I normally only make Male characters in games if there’s a romance I really want to do. The main reason is, well, simply woman look better than men to me.

Anyway I make my character, he’s got a ronan look, stubble, long hair tied in a knot at the back. Looks awesome. Now, because the Male roll is always that of an ex-soldier, with the female being that of a lawyer. (Meathead male, smart female stereotype anyone?) I thought that this time I might do some of the Brotherhood of Steel content since normally I don’t go near them.

I know a lot of people love the BoS and while in F3 and NV they weren’t total arseholes. In Fallout 4 they come across as massively bigoted dicks so I gave them a wide birth.

However. Upon running into Paladin Danse I help fend off the ghoul horde and… the game glitches. Danse just stands there as if there are still more ghouls to kill.

One of the 4 main storylines has a game breaking bug that prevents you from playing that storyline. one of the MAIN STORYLINES! How the flying FUCK was that not caught in QA, or failing that, patched before now, cause checking the message boards I’m not alone in finding this bug. I’ve ragged on Bethesda a lot but come on, how can you fuck up a main quest mission?

Now I’m playing the PC version, and indeed there is a console command solution for this issue, however. using console commands to further main quests messes up the subsequent quests. Meaning I can’t even use that to solve the issue cause it bugs out the later quests.


This got me thinking of other moments of sheer idiocy in the Fallout franchise. One very specific moment. Fawkes hand waving of logic pre Broken Steel, Fallout 3.

For those that have never experienced this moment to face palming stupidity. In the original ending to Fallout 3 there was 2 choices. Either you entered the chamber and died of radiation poisoning, or Lady Lyons entered the chamber and died of radiation poisoning. Now, prior to that in the plot you met a rather helpful super mutant by the name of Fawkes. Who retrieved the G.E.C.K for you because he’s immune to radiation.

You see where I’m going with this don’t you? “Hey I’ll just bring Fawkes with me and ask him to enter the chamber, everybody lives!” and indeed there is an opinion to ask him, and what is his reply?

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BITCH THAT MEANS I DIE! I don’t give a flying fuck about destiny! You’re immune to radiation, I’m not!

In Fallout 4 Piper mentions there was once a hole in the walls of Diamond City that was patched with nothing more than a bookcase. This here, is the plot equivalent. A plot hole so thinly patched that you can’t believe anyone thought it was hold up.